- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

CAVE JOHNSON.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Your Mom The End.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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