- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Your mother is average.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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