- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

identical jokes get different votes.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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