Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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purple pickles

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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