My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

guest what i love pancakes

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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