My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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guest what i love pancakes

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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