- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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