You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why can't february march Because april may

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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