Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

The WNBA

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

my gramma died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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