- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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