- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Your mother is average.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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