Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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