homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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salad days!

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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