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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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