- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

osama bin laden is dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

BIG MAC'S

What? Huh?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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