A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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haha

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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- Helen Keller

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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