What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's stupid a light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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