- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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