What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Get it? More.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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