A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Good job, son.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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