- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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