Ol-ive

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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knock knock who's there? hope

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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