What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A paralysed man falls over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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