Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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