A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Trump will make America great again.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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