- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I have an erection My mom!

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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