- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

My love life

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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