- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Once upon a time, The end.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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