- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

women's rights

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Sloths

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Replacement Referees

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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