Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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