- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

knock knock? come in

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How high is the sky? True or False

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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