- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

I don't believe in giraffes.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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