Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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A man walks into a bar

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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