What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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