- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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