- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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