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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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