- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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