- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why can't february march Because april may

The truth is he loves her!!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's the difference between a duck?

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