That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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