- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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