- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

knock knock? come in

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Connor is homosexuaI

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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