- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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