Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Dogs

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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