Why? Why not?

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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