whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

The WNBA

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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