What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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