Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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sorry got to poo

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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