your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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