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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I have a horse.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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