Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

I have an idea! You leave.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

So one time there was this woman learning...

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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