- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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