What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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XD Jackass.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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