- Anti Joke

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I had friends on the Death Star.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Swag.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I had friends on the Death Star.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Swag.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I had friends on the Death Star.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.