- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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