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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Who is it?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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