what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Shea's sty....

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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