- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

I like school Said no one ever.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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