- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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