- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Where are you going Your house

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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