- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Cancer

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Guess what What

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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