There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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