The Colts this year.

ur mum

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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