A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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PENIS :)

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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bite me

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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homosexual

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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