- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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