- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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