Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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