A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Women's rights

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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An Aisian failed a test

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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oh hey.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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