what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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