- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

jd and zach loves vigina

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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